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Re: Good philosophy, I think....


DEAR WIFE, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD POSSIBLY E-MAIL ME A PRINTABLE COPY OF MISTER "CAT SCRATCHES' WORDS? SOME FOLKS I KNOW COULD USE THE UPLIFT!
THANKS,
MIKE M.(usa)

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> ______________________________________________
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> I'm a Bad American-this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.
>
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
> crack addicts squirting out babies.
>
> I don't care about appearing compassionate.
>
> I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe
> ignoring
> your kids and giving them Prozac might.
>
> I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
>
> I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
>
> I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are
> different,
> weird or make me mad. This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to
>
> others expectations.
>
> I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
>
> I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't
> feel
>
> like everyone else should have to.
>
> I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of
> cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if
> you
>
> are an American citizen you should speak English.
>
> My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can
> leave
>
> the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend
> to
> your will. Get over it.
>
> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're
> running
>
> from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
> 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line.
>
> I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
>
> opinions or actions.
>
> I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with
> no
> political affiliation do a recount when needed.
>
> I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word
> "is"-ever.
>
> I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you
> qualify
> for
> any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can
> open
>
> a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous
>
> peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford
> it.
>
>
> I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
>
> I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
>
> I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
>
> I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
> Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap
>
> from
> someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your
> right
>
> to.
>
> I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
> than
> working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
>
> I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
> fat-free
>
> on the package.
>
> Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in
> vain
>
> and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a
>
> living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys
> who
> wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what
> they
> said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.
>
> I don't hate the rich.
>
> I help the poor.
>
> I know wrestling is fake.
>
> I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our
> forefathers
> weren't wealthy enough to own one either.
>
> Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and
>
> remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been
> enslaved
>
> too - it was wrong for every one of them.
>
> I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more
> dangerous
> than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
>
> I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jesse
> Jackson
>
> preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.
>
> I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be
> allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve
> the
> time.
>
> I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
> continue
> to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system
>
> that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that
> invented the Internet to help you.
>
> I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me
> mad.
>
> You're telling me that someone who is a minority,gay, disabled, another
> nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country
> has
> more value as a human being that I do as a white male. If someone kills
> anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's
> enforce the ones we already have.
>
> I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
>
> I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child-it takes a
> parent
> with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!"
> when
> it's necessary to do so.
>
> I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ol' Yeller.
>
> I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
>
> I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep
> silent
> because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country
> allowed
> me
> that right.
>
> I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's
> feelings.
>
> I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
> mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
>
> Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American. But
> that's tough.
>
>
>
> Ted Nugent
>
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Re: Good philosophy, I think.... Wife of a cable guy 9/13/2002 4:38:00 PM