> DEAR WIFE, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD POSSIBLY E-MAIL ME A PRINTABLE COPY OF MISTER "CAT SCRATCHES' WORDS? SOME FOLKS I KNOW COULD USE THE UPLIFT!
> THANKS,
> MIKE M.
>
> >
> > ______________________________________________
> >
> > I'm a Bad American-this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.
> >
> > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
> > crack addicts squirting out babies.
> >
> > I don't care about appearing compassionate.
> >
> > I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe
> > ignoring
> > your kids and giving them Prozac might.
> >
> > I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
> >
> > I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
> >
> > I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are
> > different,
> > weird or make me mad. This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to
> >
> > others expectations.
> >
> > I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
> >
> > I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't
> > feel
> >
> > like everyone else should have to.
> >
> > I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of
> > cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if
> > you
> >
> > are an American citizen you should speak English.
> >
> > My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can
> > leave
> >
> > the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend
> > to
> > your will. Get over it.
> >
> > I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're
> > running
> >
> > from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
> > 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line.
> >
> > I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
> >
> > opinions or actions.
> >
> > I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with
> > no
> > political affiliation do a recount when needed.
> >
> > I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word
> > "is"-ever.
> >
> > I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you
> > qualify
> > for
> > any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can
> > open
> >
> > a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous
> >
> > peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford
> > it.
> >
> >
> > I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
> >
> > I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
> >
> > I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
> >
> > I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
> > Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap
> >
> > from
> > someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your
> > right
> >
> > to.
> >
> > I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
> > than
> > working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
> >
> > I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
> > fat-free
> >
> > on the package.
> >
> > Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in
> > vain
> >
> > and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a
> >
> > living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys
> > who
> > wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what
> > they
> > said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.
> >
> > I don't hate the rich.
> >
> > I help the poor.
> >
> > I know wrestling is fake.
> >
> > I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our
> > forefathers
> > weren't wealthy enough to own one either.
> >
> > Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and
> >
> > remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been
> > enslaved
> >
> > too - it was wrong for every one of them.
> >
> > I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more
> > dangerous
> > than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
> >
> > I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jesse
> > Jackson
> >
> > preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.
> >
> > I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be
> > allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve
> > the
> > time.
> >
> > I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
> > continue
> > to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system
> >
> > that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that
> > invented the Internet to help you.
> >
> > I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me
> > mad.
> >
> > You're telling me that someone who is a minority,gay, disabled, another
> > nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country
> > has
> > more value as a human being that I do as a white male. If someone kills
> > anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's
> > enforce the ones we already have.
> >
> > I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
> >
> > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child-it takes a
> > parent
> > with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!"
> > when
> > it's necessary to do so.
> >
> > I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ol' Yeller.
> >
> > I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
> >
> > I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep
> > silent
> > because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country
> > allowed
> > me
> > that right.
> >
> > I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's
> > feelings.
> >
> > I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
> > mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
> >
> > Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American. But
> > that's tough.
> >
> >
> >
> > Ted Nugent
> >
