I'm a Bad American-this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe
ignoring
your kids and giving them Prozac might.
I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are
different,
weird or make me mad. This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to
others expectations.
I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't
feel
like everyone else should have to.
I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of
cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if
you
are an American citizen you should speak English.
My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can
leave
the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend
to
your will. Get over it.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're
running
from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with
no
political affiliation do a recount when needed.
I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word
"is"-ever.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you
qualify
for
any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can
open
a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous
peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford
it.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap
from
someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your
right
to.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than
working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
fat-free
on the package.
Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in
vain
and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a
living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys
who
wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what
they
said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.
I don't hate the rich.
I help the poor.
I know wrestling is fake.
I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our
forefathers
weren't wealthy enough to own one either.
Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and
remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been
enslaved
too - it was wrong for every one of them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more
dangerous
than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jesse
Jackson
preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be
allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve
the
time.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue
to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system
that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that
invented the Internet to help you.
I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me
mad.
You're telling me that someone who is a minority,gay, disabled, another
nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country
has
more value as a human being that I do as a white male. If someone kills
anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's
enforce the ones we already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child-it takes a
parent
with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!"
when
it's necessary to do so.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ol' Yeller.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep
silent
because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country
allowed
me
that right.
I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's
feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American. But
that's tough.
Ted Nugent
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