the old guy lives alone with his fat ugly spinster daughter
he comes home from work to find her buck naked on the couch with a vibrator.
geez what the hell are ya doin, knock that off and get dressed he yells
she replys look dad I'm fat, ugly and a bitch.,I've never been married and will never be married
this is as close as I'm gonna get to a husband, leave me alone.
he leaves in disgust.
the next day she comes home to find her dad at the kitchen table with the vibrator in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other
what the f**k are ya doin' dad? she asks
the old man comes back, "leave me alone I'm havin' a drink with my son-in-law"
Re: New Jokes
Member #: 54618
Registered: 9/22/2007
Posted:
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Name:
GIORGIO
Company:
Retired
Occupation:
const.,splice,activate.
Location:
CATSKILL MT NEW YORK
Experience:
~45 years
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