a lineman walks into the bar with a crocodile on his shoulder.
he whips the croc onto the bar hits it on the head and the croc opens it's mouth
the dawg sticks his swhantz in the croc's mouth and it slams shut
again he wacks the croc's head and it opens it's mouth
the dawg calls out,"any one in here man enough to try that?"
an installer in the corner replys "I will if ya promise not to hit me so hard on the head"