My lineman called in sick today, I knew he was out on a run with his biker buds sunday... so he calls and says, "Im not gonna make it today, I have anal blindness"! In reply I said, "ANAL BLINDNESS"? what are your symptoms"? He says, (and I shat you not)
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"I can't see my ass comming to work today"!!!!!!!! I was at his house in 20 mins, anal blindness or not, we gotta work.