> A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
> mother asks if he had done his chores.
>
> "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast
> until he does his chores.
>
> Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
> kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
> to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
>
> He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
> cereal.
>
> "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
>
> Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks."
>
> Well," his mother says, " I saw you kick a
> chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
>
> I saw you kick the pig, so you
> don't get any bacon for a week either.
>
> I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
>
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
> half way across the kitchen.
>
> The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are
> you going to tell him, or should I ?"
>
>
