mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast
until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks."
Well," his mother says, " I saw you kick a
chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you
don't get any bacon for a week either.
I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
half way across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are
you going to tell him, or should I ?"
