> > > A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City
> > to
> > > Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
> > mother
> > > >and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
> > why
> > > don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think
> > of an
> > > answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
> > >
> > > So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big
> > cats
> > > have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The
> > stewardess
> > > responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted
> > that this
> > > was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby
> > planes
> > > because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain
> > it to
> > > you."
> >
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