> > A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City
> to
> > Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
> mother
> > >and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
> why
> > don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think
> of an
> > answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
> >
> > So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big
> cats
> > have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The
> stewardess
> > responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted
> that this
> > was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby
> planes
> > because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain
> it to
> > you."
>