> A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter.
>
> Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes
> the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
> A
> well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit
>
> is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping
> a
> cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee
>
> cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the
> counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
> across
> the market Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's
> testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
>
> After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,
> which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. >Releasing the boy, the
> woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee
>
> bar without saying a word.
>
> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the
>
> father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
>
> seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a
> doctor?"
>
> "No," she said. "Divorce attorney."
>
