Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes
the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A
well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit
is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping
a
cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee
cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the
counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across
the market Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's
testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. >Releasing the boy, the
woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee
bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a
doctor?"
"No," she said. "Divorce attorney."
