CABL Forum - Re: Jokes

What do tonsils and a hymen have in common?
Men are always trying to get something past them.

Why don't witch's wear panties?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.

And remember kids' never sleep where you can knock out your kickstand!!

> > What's the best form of birth control after 50?
> > ***Nudity***
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> > What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
> > ***45 lbs.***
> >
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> > What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
> > ***45 minutes***
> >
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> > How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
> > ***None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch***
> >
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> > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive?
> > ***Because those men already have boyfriends***
> >
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> > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> > ***After a year, the dog is still excited to see you***
> >
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> > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> > ***The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
> > driving***
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> > What do you call a smart blonde?
> > ***A golden retriever***
> >
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> > Why does the bride always wear white?
> > ***Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
> > refrigerator***
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> > A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
> > biggest boobs?
> > ***The blonde, because she's 18***
> >
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> > What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
> > ***Say, "Nice dick"***
> >
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> > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> > ***Because they have cotton balls***
> >
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> > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> > ***"Are you sure it's mine?"***
> >
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> > What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
> > ***Beer Nuts are $1 and Deer Nuts are always under a buck***
> >
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> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> > ***Mace will do that to you***
> >
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> > Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
> > ***Everyone has the same DNA***
> >
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> > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> > ***Breasts don't have eyes***
> >
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> > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> > ***A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
> cage,
> > along with a recipe***
> >
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> > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
> fairytale?
> > ***The northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." and the southern
> > fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh**...."
>

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