CABL Forum - Re:Deep Thought

Sounds like a Gallagher routine.

>This is the joke... Deep thought
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>If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
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>Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
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>I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, 'The
>whole time.'
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>So what's the speed of dark?
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>Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
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>If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
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>I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
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>Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
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>If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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>Isn't Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse?
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>Whose cruel idea was it for the word `lisp' to have an 's' in it?
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>How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
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>If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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>Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
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>Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
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>Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
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>Why do banks charge you a 'non-sufficient funds' fee on money they already know that you don't have?
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>Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
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>Do fish get cramps after eating?
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>Why are there five syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
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>Why do scientists call it 'research' when they are looking for something new?
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>If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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>When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
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>Why is it that when a door is open, it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
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>Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
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>Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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>How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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>Why is it fake lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
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>Why do we wait until a pig is dead to 'cure' it?
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>Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
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>Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
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>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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>Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as '4s'?
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>What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
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>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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>If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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>Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
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>Do married people live longer than single people do, or does it just SEEM longer?
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>I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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>And finally.....
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>If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
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