THIS STORY HAS A HAPPY ENDING
The farmer answers an ad for SUPER STUD ROOSTER SERVICE.
On the appointed day the super stud rooster drives into the barn yard in a very hot Mustang convertible. After the dust clears the super stud rooster tells the farmer," I have two questions for you, may man....The first is..Can you pay me one thousand dollars to service your flock. ....Question two is where where is this flock you want fucked?"
The farmer says the fee is fair and the hens are in the houses. As the days pass the super stud rooster hits every hen several times and the eggs are rolling again. Then he services all the horses and a few pigs. He gets on the wife and daughter of the farmer and almost gets a few dogs...but they are too quick.
Next day the super stud rooster is found flat on his back in the barn yard......vultures are circling above......the farmer gave the still body a kick and knowingly says, "Uh huh you damn stud machine.....you done fucked yourself to death!"
The rooster opened one eye and said, "Shhhhhhhh one is coming down!"
Eh?...............Joe
Re: Roosters!
Member #: 29524
Registered: 3/16/2004
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Name:
joe diamond
Name:
Joe Diamond
Company:
stellar satellite (sub)
Occupation:
DTV installer
Location:
Chestertown,MD 21620
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