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Roosters!


-A farmer  went out one day and bought a brand new  stud  rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster  struts over to the old rooster and says,  

'OK old fart, time for you  to retire.' 
The old rooster replies, 'Come  on, surely you cannot handle 
ALL of these  chickens. Look what it has done to me.  
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' 
The young rooster says,  
'Beat it. You are washed up and I am  taking over.' 
The old rooster says, 'I  tell you what, young stud. I will race you  around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the  exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'  The young rooster laughs. 
'You know you  don't stand a chance, old man. 
So, just to  be fair, I will give you a head start.'  

The old  rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds  later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.  

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
 
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees  the roosters running by. 
The
Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. 
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and  
- BOOM - 
he blows the young rooster to bits.
 
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,  
              
'Dammit.....third gay rooster I  bought this month.' 
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Re: Roosters! joeatstellar 12/1/2015 10:34:04 PM