Firm handshake and a joke? From what I've heard here on the bar just save time and court costs in getting your money and kick the shit out of them when you meet them. I'm kidding. Figure out how much it will cost you to do the job and add a zero to that. Still kidding. (maybe).
God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
This is CABL.com posting #304887. Tiny Link: cabl.co/mbrtH