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Mountie, "Royal Canadian Mounted Police, this is Mountie Larson speaking on a non-secure line, how may I help you Sir or Mam, eh?"
G, "De FBeeEye wont press chargus aginstz de extremiztxz on a wib cite."
Mountie, "Sir, are you calling to report a crime committed by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation, eh?"
G, "Yss."
Mountie, "Sir, Canada is a sovereign country completely separate from the United States. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police has no jurisdiction in the United States, eh."
G, "So yur knot gonna arrestted dem?"
Mountie, "Sir, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police does not have arrest authority in the United States, eh."
G, "Yur anonther extremisztez out 2 git my prezidont!"
Mountie, "Sir, do I hear aluminum foil in the background, eh?"
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