ring ring ring
Special Agent, "Federal Bureau of Investigations, Special Agent Larson speaking. This is a non-secure line, how may I help you Sir or Mam?"
G, "Thur's extrmenstsst on myy cpumtrer cite."
Special Agent, "Sir?"
G, "Antee ameracuns triing to smeer Obummer."
Special Agent, "Okaaay, may I ask what exactly they are doing?"
G, "Thur sayin bad tings bout my prezidunt."
Special Agent, "Such as?"
G, "Dey dont lyke healf kare refoerm."
Special Agent, "Sir, that is their right to do so, as protected by the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. There's nothing illegal for them speaking out against actions of the government."
G, "So, yur not gonna aresste dem?"
Special Agent, "No sir. They haven't committed a crime."
G, "Yur an extemitxzt!"
Special Agent, "Sir?"
G, "Yur an antee ameracun extreremitz!"
Special Agent, "Sir, do I hear the sound of tin foil?"
click
G Calls the FBI
Member #: 50491
Registered: 1/18/2007
Posted:
92
Name:
William K. Larson
Name:
William K. Larson
Occupation:
Installer
Location:
Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi
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