You might be a redneck if:
You've always bought a Chevy, Dodge, or Ford truck.
Because you never could bring yourself to buy one of them rice-burning numbers
You might be a redneck if:
A beer and a hotdog will always be better than
wine with cheese and crackers
You might be a redneck:
If you was about to do the "wrong thing" and the first thing
worried about embarrasing your mom and dad. Then didn't do it.
You might be a redneck:
If you get stuck behind a combine doing 5-mph, you don't get mad.....
you get jealous, because you wish you were driving it.
I'm definatly a redneck :-)
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