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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya are.

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing
The 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say
'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart
When they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect,
And always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so,
No matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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Re: Proud to be a ... LocoDawg 12/8/2008 6:12:00 PM
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