As the CFO of this business that employ's 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is now our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compesate for these increases, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal srate of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off! I can't think pf a more hair way to approch this problem. These folks wanted change: I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Executive memo
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