A blond is on a plane bound for Houston and notices an empty seat in first class and goes and sits in it. A flight attendant notices and asks for her ticket. She explains to the woman that she has a coach ticket and must go back to her seat. With this she flips her hair and says "I am blond and beautiful and I am going to Houston and I am not moving!" After a couple of tries the attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot. The co-pilot says he will go try. He informs the blond that the people in first class have paid for those seats and she needs to go back to coach. Again she flips her hair and exclaims " I am blond and beautiful and I am going to Houston and I am staying here!" The co-pilot goes back with the negative results and the pilot says "My wife is blond and I speak blond....I will go try" He goes and whispers in the blonds ear and with a horrified look she leaps up and races to her seat in coach and sits. The co-pilot asks "what did you say to her?" The pilot repied " I told her first class wasn't going to Houston!"
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