Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street
and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying
flowers.
The redhead sighs and says: "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me
flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like
getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like
spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says ...
"Don't you have a vase?"
you got to Love the Blonde jokes
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