CABL Forum - Re: Hey Toast What's The Word For The Day?

What's the best form of birth control after 50?
> > Nudity.
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> > What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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> > What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
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> > What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
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> > What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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> > Why are men and parking spaces alike?
> > Because all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.
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> > Why do men want to marry virgins?
> > They can't stand criticism.
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> > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
> > Because those men already have boyfriends.
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> > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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> > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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> > A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade, Who has the biggest boobs?
> > The blonde, because she's 18.
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> > Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
> > Ask your Mom.
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> > What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
> > Say, "Nice Dick."
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> > What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
> > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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> > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> > "Are you sure it's mine?"
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> > What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
> > Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> > Mace will do that to you.
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> > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
> > Everyone has the same DNA.
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> > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
> > >A speech impediment.
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> > >Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> > Breasts don't have eyes.
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> > Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
> > He walks around saying "Yo."
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> > Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
> > >Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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> > What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
> > A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the cage, along with a recipe.
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> > What's the Cuban National Anthem?
> > Row row row your boat.
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> > What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
> > A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
A Southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****."

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Re: Hey Toast What's The Word For The Day?