Living in New Hampshire
You own only three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup
You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
You have more miles on your snow blower than on your car
10 of your favorite recipes are for moose
Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores are at Christmas
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
You think everyone from the city has an accent
You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
The local paper covers all the national & international news on 1 page, but
devotes 6 pages to sports
You call AAA when your snow blower gets stuck on the roof
You go fishing when everything is frozen.
You think the first day of hunting season is a national holiday
Winning the lottery means you get to hunt moose
Summer takes place the second week of July!!
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
You find -20F a little chilly.
The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
You attended a formal event in your best clothes, finest jewelry and your LL
Bean Boots
Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout
You know the 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Bad
Sledding.
You actually 'get' these jokes,
Re: Hey Toast What's The Word For The Day?
Member #: 163
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
Doug Cohen
Name:
Doug Cohen
Company:
Self
Occupation:
Constr/splicing/sweep/you name it.
Location:
New England
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