A lady finds a parrot in the petstore with a low $100 pricetag. She asks the shopkeep why the parrot is so cheap. He explains that the parrot's last home was in a brothel and that he is weary the bird might say some off-color things. Undeterred, she buys the parrot and brings it home.
The parrot looks at the new home and and his new owner and comments, "new house, new madam".
The lady, slightly shocked, just shrugs off the insinuation implied by the parrot's comment. She is excited to have the parrot and figures the bird will adjust soon enough.
Soon after, the lady's two daughters come home and the bird observes them as well. He then comments "new house, new madam, new girls".
Again, the lady is taken aback but she is still delighted with the new pet.
A few hours pass, and then the husband comes home.
The bird says, "Hi, Dave!"
Re: The Parrot
Member #: 40846
Registered: 9/19/2005
Posted:
1493
Name:
Duane Vick
Name:
Duane Vick
Company:
Self-Employed
Occupation:
Installer
Location:
Phoenix AZ
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