Two things Army Rangers are always taught:
>1. Keep your priorities in order.
>2. Know when to act without hesitation.
>
>A college professor, a devoted atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching
>his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that
>once and for all, he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the
>ceiling he shouted: "God, if You are real, then I want You to knock me off
>this platform. I'll give You exactly 15 minutes!"
>
>The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
>by. "I'm waiting God, if You're real, knock me off this platform!"
>
>Again, after a few more minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I
>am, God! I'm still waiting!"
>
>His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Army Ranger,
>just released from the Army after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly
>registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.
>
>The Ranger hit him full force in the face and sent the Professor tumbling
>from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!
>
>The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion.
>The Ranger nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The
>class looked at him and fell silent waiting.
>
>Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at
>the Ranger in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
>could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you
>do that?!"
>
>"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are busy risking
>their lives protecting your right to say stupid **** and act like an
>asshole! So He sent me!"
>
>ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!
One Nation Under God
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Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
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Name:
Denise
Company:
DAZ Enterprises
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Location:
On top of the hill in Forestville (NY).
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