Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger concerning the
recent price hike. But, it should be noted that you have no choice in the
matter. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you.
You simply have no choice. We have the power - you need the power. Too bad- so sad.
Guess it sucks to be you.
We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response.
Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!
Sincerely, Your Local Power Company President,
Mr. Power Hungry
