A guy walks into a bar with an
octopus. He sits the octopus down on a
stool and tells everyone
in the bar that this is a very talented octopus.
"He can play
any musical instrument in the world." Everyone in the bar
laughs
at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he will
wager
$50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't
play.
A customer walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the
octopus.
Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing
better
than Jimi Hendrix. The guitar owner pays up the
$50.
Another customer walks up with a trumpet. This time the
octopus plays
the trumpet better than Miles Davis. The trumpet-owner
coughs up the $50.
Then a Jim, a Scotsman plonks some bagpipes on
the table. The octopus
fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and then
backs off with a confused look.
"Ha!" the Scot says. "Can ye nae
plae it?"
The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm
going to screw it
as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas
off." :-)
Later,
SD
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