two men in a bar
one man tells the other that he will have too start home earlier,because his wife is giving him too much hell for coming home late
. His buddy asks him what he does when he gets home at night. the man says that he pulls in the driveway, with the engine turned off,then takes his shoes off and tiptoes in the house, then silently crawls into bed. and everytime he does this she gets up and starts screaming at him, giving him hell
. His friend replies 'your doing it all wrong'
when i go home i speed in the driveway, slam the door, run up the stairs, jump onto the bed,rub my hand on her but, and say how about a little fun?
and every time she always pretends too be asleep
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