An Irishman with a bad leg hobbled into a restaurant one afternoon...The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee too...
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth...He glanced across the restaurant and asked "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded so the Englishman ordered a cup of tea for the Lord
too...
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck. He swaggered over to a booth, and hollered, "Hey there sweet thang, how's about gettin me a cold Coke!" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold Coke too...
As Jesus got up to leave. He passed by the Irishman,touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed. The Irishman felt the strength come back into his leg, he got up and danced a jig out the door...
Jesus passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door...
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumps up and yells, "Hey man don't touch me..I'm drawin' disability !!!"
Jesus in a restaurant
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Name:
Billy Kiker
Name:
Billy Kiker
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Cable Resources Inc.
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