Q: How many women with PMS does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: "One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in
this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even
know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the
dark
for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once
they
figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light
bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD
for
the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle,
actually
find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on
to
change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME
SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID
@*!#
$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES
OUT
THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM
THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE
ENTIRE
HOUSE. THE HOUSE!!- IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS
#*$!#*$"$!#*$ HOUSE!
I'm sorry...what did you ask
me?"
Later,
