ou know your poor white trash when you HAVE to get drunk just to beat your wife.> oops, forgot one...you know you're poor white trash when you rationalize not paying your bills with the following statement " hey, if i pay my bills on time, they'll stop sending me all these free envelopes! ( they cost a couple bucks a box in the store ya know..)
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> > you know you're poor white trash when: you have to move several hand guns and a broken car part to cut up a pizza on your kitchen counter! you left the lawnmower in the yard when it ran out of gas, and now cant find it b/c the grass is too long! you shop for cheap beer by alcohol content, not name! you spend more on tattoos than rent! you visit your electric guitar at the pawn shop. the neighbors no longer are surprised/alarmed at hearing gunshots going off in your house. you shop for vehicles that have recent plates so you dont have to register them in YOUR name. noone you know can get a regular phone b/c they all have been disconnected for non payment! you have to give away one of your guns for rent!
