My favorite: When God man man first, she was only practicing!
> Well, I think they're ALL wrong!! God was a woman! How else do you explain "Worship me before all others or suffer the wrath of Hell"?
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> > 3 engineers were arguing about god. the mechanical engineer said, god was definitely a mechanical engineer! look at our skeletal system and how all the bones work. its a marvel! the electrical engineer said, no way, god was definitely an electrical engineer! the way the muscles and electrochemical reactions in the brain work, totally proves it! god was an electrical engineer! the civil engineer interupted, saying god was a civil engineer. only a civil engineer would put a waste disposal system right next to a recreational area!
