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A Penguin in Arizona----->


A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when
he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out
to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He
drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas
station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a
walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop, and being
a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold
would really hit the spot. He sits down to eat. Having
no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his
little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he
goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if
he's found the problem.
The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It
looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies wiping his mouth, "it's
just ice cream."

Later,

SD

"He had that rare weird electricity about him. That extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving "normally". --- Hunter S Thompson - Fear And Loathing - 1972
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