a city boy ,kenny moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. the famer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. the next day the famer drove up and said sorry son but i have bad news the donkey died. Kenny replied well then just give me my money back. the farmer said cant do that I went and spent it already, kenny said okay then just unload the donkey.the famer asked what ya gonna do with him? kenny said I am going to raffle him off. the farmer said you cant raffle a dead donkey. kenny replied watch me I just wont tell anyone hes dead. a month later the farmer met up with kenny and asked, what happened with the dead donkey. Kenny replied I raffled him off , I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898. the farmer said did anyone complain? kenny replied just the guy who won. so I gave him his two dollars back. Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron
