dad decided that he'd take his 2 sons to the diner for lunch. when they got there and sat down the waitress came up to she asked the 6 year old "what would you like for lunch sweetie?", the boy said"i'll have me a f***ing cheeseburger!". the dad slapped his son so hard it knocked him our of his seat. the waitress, trying to cover up, looked at the 4 year old and said"what would you like honey?". the 4 year old said"you can bet your sweeta** i'm not ordering a f***iing cheeseburger"
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