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No Fear----->

A few minutes before the services started in the local church, the
townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan
appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. 

Soon everyone had exited the church except for
one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming
oblivious to the fact that  God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So
Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Later,
"He had that rare weird electricity about him. That extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving "normally". --- Hunter S Thompson - Fear And Loathing - 1972
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