CABL Forum - Little Billy...Grammer 2

> > > > > LITTLE BILLY ON ..... GRAMMAR:
> > > > >
> > > > > One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
> > > > > show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the
> > same
> > > > > sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded
> with,
> > > > >
> > > > > "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked
> beautiful
> > > > > in it."
> > > > >
> > > > > Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little
> > > > > Michael.
> > > > >
> > > > > "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out
beautifully.
> > > > >
> > > > > She said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher reluctantly
called
> > on
> > > > > little BILLY.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that
> > > > > she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just f***ing beautiful!"
> > > > >
> > > > >
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> > > > >
> > > > > LITTLE BILLY ON ..... GETTING OLDER
> > > > >
> > > > > Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him
said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. "It will rot your teeth and make you fat."

Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little BILLY answered, "No, he minded his own f***ing business!!"

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