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Little Billy

> > > > > LITTLE BILLY ON ..... PHILOSOPHY
> > > > >
> > > > > A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
> and
> > > > > you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
> > > > > BILLY.
> > > > >
> > > > > He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gun
shot."
> > The
> > > > > teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
> thinking."
> > > > >
> > > > > Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3
> > > > > women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
> > > > > licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is
> > > > > gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting
> > > > > off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married? "
> > > > >
> > > > > The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, " Well, I suppose the
> > > > > one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. To which
> > > > > Little BILLY replied, The correct answer is 'the one with the
> > > > > wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
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