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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane
and, as they walk hand in hand, the guy's lustful desires begin
to rise to a peak. He is about to get frisky when the girl says,
"I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee, can you wait?"
Momentarily taken aback, he replies, "O.K., why don't you go
behind this hedge?" She nods in agreement and disappears behind
the hedge.
While he waits he hears the sound of nylon knickers sliding
down voluptuous legs and feverishly imagines what is being exposed.
Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches
a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He eases his tremb-
ling fingers further up her thigh until suddenly and with great
astonishment he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage
hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God! Mary, have you ... changed sex?"
"No," she replies. "I changed my mind - I'm having a poop
instead."
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