A little boy was sitting on the curb
with
a gallon of turpentine and shaking
it up and watching all the
bubbles. A little while
later a Priest came along
and asked the little
boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful
liquid in the world,
Its called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the
most powerful liquid in the
world is Holy Water,
If you take some of this
Holy Water and rub it on a
pregnant women's belly,
she'll pass a healthy
baby boy."
The little boy replied, "That ain't nothin', You take
some of
this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a
motorcycle."
Later,
