> HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
>
> Wine her,
> Dine her,
> Call her,
> Hug her,
> Hold her,
> Surprise her,
> Compliment her,
> Smile at her,
> Laugh with her,
> Cry with her,
> Cuddle with her,
> Shop with her,
> Give her jewelry,
> Buy her flowers,
> Hold her hand,
> Write love letters to her,
> Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
>
> HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
>
> Show up naked.
> Bring beer.
>
