Hey, even I have my shining moments of clarity! However, the older I get the fewer and further between they come!> How true! Your'e smarter than you look.
>
> > HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
> >
> > Wine her,
> > Dine her,
> > Call her,
> > Hug her,
> > Hold her,
> > Surprise her,
> > Compliment her,
> > Smile at her,
> > Laugh with her,
> > Cry with her,
> > Cuddle with her,
> > Shop with her,
> > Give her jewelry,
> > Buy her flowers,
> > Hold her hand,
> > Write love letters to her,
> > Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
> >
> > HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
> >
> > Show up naked.
> > Bring beer.
> > [wink
