Women need a reason to have sex... Men just need a place.
Macho law forbids me to admit I'm wrong
I'm not a player, girls just dig me.
One of us is thinking about Sex... Ok, it's me!
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
If it's not one thing, it's your mother!
It's nothing duct tape won't fix.
Spent most of my money on booze, boats and broads. The rest, I wasted.
Every man needs a Monica.
BEER. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend
but she left me before we met.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Not all women bitch. Some are dead.
Tell me now before I blow $20 bucks on drinks.
The less hair I have, the more head I get.
Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MAN-friend call me.
Those are some nice jeans you have on. Ya think I can't talk ya out of 'em?
Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
