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The State Trooper

The man took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought and floored it some more. He looked in
his rear view mirror and there was a Highway Patrol Trooper behind him,  blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man as he tromped on the accelerator and flew down the road at over 110 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing," and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him. The Trooper pulled in behind the shiny new Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "my shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go. The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day."

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