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CLOCKS

> Clocks:
>
> Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of
> St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
>
> She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those
> are Lie-Clocks.
>
> Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on
> your clock will move."
>
> "Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
>
> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that
> she never told a lie."
>
> "Who's clock is that?"
>
> "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice
> telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
>
> "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
>
> "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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