An old man goes to the doctor...
An old man goes to the
doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging
along. When the doctor
enters the examination room, he tells the old man,
"I need a urine sample, a
stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks
at his wife and yells, "WHAT??
What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife
yells back, "He needs your
underwear."
