1. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
2. Nice shoes, wanna f***?
3. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
4. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
5. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
6. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
7. Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
8. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
9. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
10. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
11. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
12. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
13. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
14. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
15. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
16. Do you want to see something swell?
17. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
18. I'd look good on you.
19. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
20. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
21. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
22. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
23. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
24. HI! Can I buy you a car?
25. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?.
26. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
27. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
28. Excuse me. Do you want to f*** or should I apologize?
29. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
30. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f***?
HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? 
